Random Thoughts

Why are boys' razors always better than girls' razors? I am willing to give up my cutsie pink and purple shades for a sturdy (albeit ugly) black one with three blades that actually WORKS. From now on I think I am just going to buy boys' razors.

The crust is the best part of the pizza, don't ya think? It's what separates the amazingly good pizzas from the pizzas that are just mediocre. AND it tastes delicious. Thank you Dr. Atkins, but I think I will continue eating my carbs with a side of carbs.

Where has Anderson Cooper been?? How long does he plan to take vacation from his self-titled show?! Erica Hill may be ranked the second hottest female reporter in America, but she is NOT what keeps me coming back every night at 7 pm... and sometimes 8, 10, and 11 pm.

When I leave SLO this weekend, I think my first order of business will be to get food from a DRIVE-THRU! SLO is the only city I have heard of that bans drive-thrus, and I miss the ability to order cheap food while secretly wearing my pajama pants. Unfortunately, there is a high likelihood that I will spill ketchup in the car. Still totally worth it.

I wonder if I'll ever learn to bake? (FYI, I'm planning to bake cookies in the near future.)

I wonder if I'll ever learn to walk without falling. Or to carry objects without dropping them. So far today I have broken a wine glass, spilled my Diet Coke, and tripped at least once.

Speaking of wine, I don't really like it. I've tried to appreciate it, especially since all of my sophisticated future business colleagues will probably be drinking it, but it just tastes bitter. I do, however, like to drink apple cider from a wine glass and pretend like I'm drinking wine.

I really like my Apple-Mango-Tango flavored laundry detergent. It smells great AND it has a spunky name. Too bad it doesn't actually motivate me to do laundry.

I think I could go on for hours, but I'll spare you the inner workings of my brain. Besides, I should probably think about packing. Tomorrow evening I leave town, head to LA for the night, and then depart from Long Beach for my cruise to Ensenda, Mexico! This will officially be my first time out of the country. (Of many, I hope.) Cross your fingers that they let me back in!