Sometimes you just need to spend a day away from your grown-up job and go golfing.
And by golfing, I mean having picnics on a golf course and riding around all day in a golf cart, while you take occasional team photos and sell raffle tickets to much more sophisticated people than yourself who actually know how to play golf. All for charity, of course.
(Let me tell you, selling things to rich people is the easiest selling I have ever done. Way easier than back in the days when I used to sit at a booth and sell Girl Scout cookies to strangers in front of grocery stores.)
And then for all of your hard efforts, you even get to participate in the fancy post-golf dinner party inside the country club. Did you know that the restrooms in country clubs have hairspray? And mouthwash?!
I can't think of any better way to spend a Monday.
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